Orbit Dog
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Orbit Dog, a pixel-art shiba in a white space suit sitting on the moon with Earth behind him
Lunar employee Assignment: crater watch Return date: pending

Assigned beyond the fence

OrbitDog

He circles Earth because somebody has to.

Flight Routine

Every orbit follows the same practical sequence. The work is lonely, the equipment is oversized, and the employee remains professionally interested in dinner.

  1. Suit Check

    White, bulky, and recently dusted.

  2. Moon Patrol

    Inspect every crater before breakfast.

  3. Earth Watch

    Confirm the blue ball is still there.

  4. Comet Duty

    Observe quietly. Do not fetch.

  5. Ticker

    Unassigned by mission control.

Why He Orbits

Earth said stay, so he chose the longest possible circle.

Crew Qualities

Orbit Dog is not fearless. He is simply too well trained to leave his post, even when the post moves several thousand miles per hour.

Vacuum Trained

Keeps one paw planted when the horizon wanders.

Comet Neutral

Records every streak and chases none of them.

Snack Accurate

Can locate sealed kibble through three suit layers.

Orbit Dog keeps the night shift.